Hott Products Outrageous Office Pens

Now you can add a touch of hysterical humor to your day with our Assorted Sayings Pens. Guaranteed to spark laughter (or awkward glances) when a friend or co-worker borrows one.

Let people know exactly what’s on your mind, without saying a word.

Sayings Include:

• "Actually, just fuck off"
• "I wish I could fukin spell"
• "Hands off my pen, bitch"
• "These stupid fucks think I'm working"
• "I wanna fucking go home"

Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere sarcasm is appreciated. Get ready to write, laugh, and maybe even offend, just a little.